Identity thief strikes SWBB Quartzite rally!

[tom.mccarthy@...>]

Last evening, around our campfire wine tasting social, a relatively short man
showed up representing himself as Tommy Two Shoes, He was so bold as to sport a
lighted name badge with said name scrolling in bright red. Unlike the real
Tommy Two Shoes, me, his intent was to obviously stir up trouble and controversy
among the bonding SWBB attendees.

When apprehended, all he could utter was, "What did I do, eh?" Unfortunately,
he later escaped by blending in with a teal background on Rob Robinson's Bird
not to be see again last evening.

Warning to all SWBB attendees at Quartzite. This could happen to you tonight!
It could ruin your life as it did mine last night. To think that my sterling
reputation as a gentleman and scholar was tarnished by this imposter.

The real Tommy Two Shoes
reporting from the south rim of the SWBB circle at Quartzite