ladies Week

[erniecarpet@...]

blair-- Brenda would love that. could you be kind enough to send her
airfare? VBG! ernie- close to colorado


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[western_rancher]

This post has absolutely nothing to do with Birds. however, it
is a blueprint for having a good time.... so please bare with me.

My wife is part of a group of gals who every year rent a
humungous house boat on Lake Shasta. This year 17 mid life crisis
housewives gather at the river and launch out onto the lake for a
week of fun and frolic. This year two of the participants are bird
owners, my wife and Wilma Ailinger from Milton-Freewater in eastern
Washington. Bruce, Wilma's husband, and I will be separately
batching it for a week, subsisting on whatever we can find in the
refer and at McDonalds.

The gals have a great time, no husbands, lots of food and booze,
ski boats, party boats, slammers....., swimming, more food, and the
congenial atmosphere of a lot of gals who all enjoy the same things.
Doctors, housewifes, resort owners, lawyers, you name it. This is a
annual event and should be encouraged. So......if any of you
husbands out there who would love their better haves to have the time
of their lives, let me know and we'll put you on the list for next
year.

Plus, you get to laugh (quietly) as you watch your wife do the
tanning session routine so they don't burn up on the lake....

Enjoy the evening.

I just had rain ruin another 20 acres of hay...it's not funny anymore.

Blair in Oregon

[Mike Hohnstein]

They wouldn't be goin' out to some of them kinda clubs where them guys take
their clothes off for money to entertain the ladies would they?
Mike Hohnstein
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From: western_rancher
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Sent: Thursday, June 16, 2005 8:18 PM
Subject: [WanderlodgeForum] ladies Week


This post has absolutely nothing to do with Birds. however, it
is a blueprint for having a good time.... so please bare with me.

My wife is part of a group of gals who every year rent a
humungous house boat on Lake Shasta. This year 17 mid life crisis
housewives gather at the river and launch out onto the lake for a
week of fun and frolic. This year two of the participants are bird
owners, my wife and Wilma Ailinger from Milton-Freewater in eastern
Washington. Bruce, Wilma's husband, and I will be separately
batching it for a week, subsisting on whatever we can find in the
refer and at McDonalds.

The gals have a great time, no husbands, lots of food and booze,
ski boats, party boats, slammers....., swimming, more food, and the
congenial atmosphere of a lot of gals who all enjoy the same things.
Doctors, housewifes, resort owners, lawyers, you name it. This is a
annual event and should be encouraged. So......if any of you
husbands out there who would love their better haves to have the time
of their lives, let me know and we'll put you on the list for next
year.

Plus, you get to laugh (quietly) as you watch your wife do the
tanning session routine so they don't burn up on the lake....

Enjoy the evening.

I just had rain ruin another 20 acres of hay...it's not funny anymore.

Blair in Oregon










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[Jim Owens]

I don't know if they go to scope out the Chippendales. When my wife
and her best friend go to FL for a week or 10 days they admit to
checking out the young hunks on the beach. I really don't care as
she returns with pictures of shapely young ladies in brief
bikinis! They're biding their time 'til they get to go to Hawaii.
Her friend has a timeshare with an opening next March.

Here at the Lake of the Ozarks in central MO there is the infamous
(Anderson Hollow) "Party Cove." Plenty of wild shenanigans taking
place there every weekend during the summer. There are posters and
videos available at "The Strip" just west of Bagnell Dam. Literally
hundreds of boats tie up and party hardy throughout the day and
evening. The State Water Patrol has begun cracking down on
intoxicated boaters. Too many offshore boats and PWC's are crashing
and burning.

A friend had two drunken young girls on PWC's cut in front of his
boat just as he came up on plane. Despite the efforts of two RN's on
board his craft they died of their injuries. I've "loaned" my boat to
our son so that he can enjoy it on peaceful Table Rock lake in
southwest MO. Anything less than 30' is in danger of being swamped or
rammed by errant craft here at Lake of the Ozarks.

Jim & Pam Owens 77 FC33SB (Gas)
Lake of the Ozarks, MO