Runaway diesels

[Stephen Birtles]

Our Coach is going to have a some serious runaways this summer
First its going to runaway to Northern Ontario
Then runaway to various parks in Southern Ontario
Finally to it's going to runaway to Georgia in late October
If I knock off the fuel lines for any reason so coach will not operate
I will have to runaway because wife will be chasing me for being
unable to use to coach and will need the perscribed Titanium Balls if
she catches me.
I will not start another remodeling project this year(yah right)and
finish all projects previously started on coach
I will not stop at various Fire depts. near Maxton to have propane
tank checked and hope to sample Randy's biofuel chicken pot while
watching Woody reclaim the remains for his fords (strain out the bones
first it plugs the filters) all while watching from the light produced
by Ruby's powertech
I will drive slower than mud to conserve fuel and hopefully not break
anything.
I promise not to destruct a hot water tank at Perry then I will not
ahve to borrow Crit's Shotgun
I will bring the goofy hat so I fit in with everyone else But I draw
the line at Bath Robes in public unless it has a wide load sign from
John nailed to the back and front as per regulations
Hopefully before these runaways new tires will be installed before
money has a runaway only four tires though 2 for the front and 2
really big ones for the rear ( only half the nuts needed)
I will always fuel up in truck lanes and stay away from the rv lanes
I will bring Canadian Beer to Georgia so people from Florida can
experience the wonders of B7.0. which can cause a violent chemical
reaction resulting in feeling bad the next morning
We will park at the back of the crowd at perry as assigned by parking
committee

And could somebody please post the dates for RATS

Have a great weekend
Stephen 77fc35 out of storage and the fun begins